Well if you were to ask me, you would open wide and try to fit the whole thing in your mouth. You would remain lady like and not choke. Oh, you know you will choke but you try anyway. That is how my "Yippee! I am finally getting a new mattress became "Oh no, what have I done?"
You see, 17 years ago, before I was a mother or a wife, I purchased a queen size mattress. Oh, how life has changed since that first night I slept on it. The things we have shared. Those late night prayer sessions when I was looking for guidance. A soft place to lie when my daughter was little and slept with me because of the monsters under her bed. The late night conversations I shared with my husband. Yes, it has served me well. But time has not been nice to queen. She has become lumpy and unreliable. She gives me pain at night and no rest. So after many years of debating on whether or not we should get a new bed, we finally take the plunge and buy a king bed. And that is the start of my horror story of how to eat an elephant.
Let me set the scene and introduce you to the main characters in my story:
The old mattress:
My old bed frame:
The wall in my daughter's room:
The master bedroom
The dining room
The bedroom furniture
Do you see where I am going with this? Do you see the elephant in the room? Over the next few weeks I will introduce you to each character individually. I will share the good, the bad and the ugly...and there is plenty of ugly.
And remember, it all started with one mattress purchase.
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